I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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