Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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