whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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