Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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