You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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