And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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