let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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