I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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