I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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