Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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