My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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