onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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