Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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