He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
