Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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