Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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