her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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