walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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