we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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