that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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