So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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