Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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