you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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