Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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