there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
mondays should just be called national damage control day
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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