Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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