She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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