I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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