I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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