we have officially mastered the walk of shame
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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