Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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