i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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