omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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