After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Edward fifth and chaser hands
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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