so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's just like the Real World with babies
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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