But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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