do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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