For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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