I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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