Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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