If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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