i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
