You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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