his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
