the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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