and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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