I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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