don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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