At least make sure they are 18
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hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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