So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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