Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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