Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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