Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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