so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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