do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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