so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
